Merry Christmas Y'All

heyz agen...Merry Xmas to u all...hope u all got nice prezzies coz i sure as hell didnt...buh den agen our family dun do prezzies

ok so lets start with christmas day
woke up....den at arnd 11, mi cuzns came ova..told me to go ova to granmas since evri1 was dere already...so i went ova...saw evri1...den did sum stuff...i fink ppl were making dumplings...so i just sat there wotchin dem...den we went to play mahjong wif 3 of mai cuzns....den l8r anoda cuzn which i rareli see came ova...den he joined the game...n we just kept playin for wot felt lyk eternity...n in the end i fink i broke evn or mayb a litool mor

den inbetween mahjong...we stopped for a while...playd a little bit of poker...started off as squats...buh eventualli moved onto clothing...since i was da onli one dat had evn played b4...i onli lost one shoe....one oda guy went down to his pants....buh den we all stoppd...(coz we didnt wanna see him go any further)

we also went onto da street to kik a small soft ball arnd...buh dat was lyk afta dinah n afta most ppl had left...newaiz...we were kikin da damn ball...den mai cuzn hu cant kik for shit..kikd it into lyk da vines along the fence...so we were lyk bloody lookin for it for lyk 15 mins...den i decided to climb bak ova the fence..so i steppd on a bucket (which i fort was empty)..den as i was climbin out...the bucket breaks...n i fall in....bad fing is it wasnt empty..had some water fing which stunk lyk hell...so i went bak to mai place to change..was washn evrifin lyk mi pants n shoes...for lyk ages...just so it would smell bad....used lyk body lotion, washing powder, deoodorant, handwash...evrifing...buh the smell eventualli went awai..phew

went bak ova to mi granmas place...fouond me oda cuzn makin sum peanut ball crap...so i helped out..buh da damn balls kept breakin in mai hands...so while i made 5, she made lyk 30...den afta a little while...we all went home

BOXING DAY
ok in case evri1 found da first part kinda annoyin i'll giv sum names of hu was there yesterdai
Lily
Shi Shi
Mellisa
Eddy
Leslie
Maggie
(All Cousins)
Kevin
Darren
Karen
(Family Friends)
and lotsa adults

Newaiz onto boxing day
evri1 from chrissy day was here agen cept for leslie...insted 2 mor ppl came
Billy-Family Friend
Jason-Billy's Cousin
newaiz we basicalli did da same fing as yesterdai...eventualli found da ball we lost yesterdai tho...playd mahjong agen...wif mellisa and shi shi (sharin), bily n jason n me....in the end i kikd ass..had lyk 6 or 7 red tokens towards the end...which is alot of moni..too bad it wasnt real moni -_-'

newaiz..was kikn da ball agen...i kept doin bombs..which no1 could catch...whereas eddy,darren n kevin were just tryin to kik str8..omg they cant kik!!!...l8r got told off by sum old lady abt not kikn in da st....buh abt 30mins l8r...we were bak!!! hehehe

den dinah...which had lyk lotsa food....den most ppl went home...buh i wsa wotchn zorro...den wen evri1 else went i went...o n we also playd ddr...whici i suk at...i can sorta do light..sorta......

CHRISTMAS DAY HOLIDAY
went to da myer sales wif ray, wally n reboc...went to sum mens section at lyk 9 or 9.30....soooooo tiring.....was helpin ray look sum size 30 jeans...buh evri fing was lyk already gone..n evri1 was pushin n shovin..n dis was at lyk 9:30!!! man how earli do ppl get there!!!!

neaiz afta dis...we eventualli found a pair of jeans for ray...which he didnt buy -.-"....den i fink we went to da food court unda myer....me n wally each got a kebab...while ray n reboc left to look for mor clothes...den wen me n wally finishd..we calld law...met up wif him...den i fink we walkd along pitt st...goin into stores...makin me try out clothes...stoopid ppl -.-

den i fink we saw ray n reboc llokin at sum busker makin sum weird crown from balloons....den went to david jones...den i fink we split up agen...me wally n law went bak to myer...place was mor packd now..got me to try on mor clothes....den we went down to da perfume floor...sprayd on alot...esp on me..i was lyk a bloody test subject...dere r cards u kno!!!...newaiz in the end..i fink we eventualli found out dat paris hilton's fragrance was da best...had a little bit of strawberrry...very nice!!! :D

den i fink we saw ray n reboc agen...(i serzli fink i screwd the timin...coz i fink dis is da tym where we see da balloon fing meh hu carz)....went to eb..so i could get rugby league 2...eventualli ray told me not to get it as he would dl it for me...awww how nice!!! :D

den i fink we went to food court under myer...evri1 ate cept me...den i fink we went bak along pitt st..did sum mor lookin...ooo reboc bought sum shoes!!!...den me,law,wally,reboc were abt to go buh we decided to all say bye to ray first...den we were lyk huggin him as well....and wen wally was abt to hug him...sum1 (supposedly law) pushd him...wally steppd on rays toes...n broke his nail...ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!.....den it was bleedin..buh it was all gewd...i hope :(

den us 4 left for galaxy for pool...had to w8 a long tym for a damn table...newaiz we eventualli saw 2 girls playin...hu were lyk pretti bad....took dem a long tym to finish...so insted me n law decided to play daytona to pass the tym...buh sum stranger joined...da stranger was winnin...buh den he stoppd? n drove backwards???...buh in the end law won (omg i havent played daytone for sooooooooo long)...neaiz wen we finishd...da 2 girls were still playin...w8d lyk 10 mins...den we got da table..i got paird wif law n wally wif reboc....we won easily...coz ov mai unique skill/luk....kikd ass :D:D:D

den we playd anoda game...dis tym me wif reboc..we were lyk owning law n wally buh we couldnt sink da blak ball...iono y....eventualli law n wally sunk their 3 balls....so dat evri1 was now goin for da blak ball....den i got a ph call from law's mum?! while i was takn mai shot....so dat i rushd it..n wally sank it str8 awai....stoopid ph call -.- .... newaiz da 2 girls hu we took da table offf was lyk snigerin n sayin we were crap...buh i was lyk wot abt u..u 2 took wai longer dan us....at least we can hit da damn ball!!! BITCHES!!!...newaiz..wen we finishd...we saw big kevin, tom, jason, n a few oda ppl from fort...dey were playn pool as well...apparentli dey had just finishd wotchn fun wif dik n jane (supposedli very gewd)...newaiz we left.....went to woolies to get drinks n chips..den w8d for train n went home...

long day!!!

random ppl we saw throughout the day:
frank-in a pink shirt!!!
sadaya
neurath
law's bro-geoffrey, n a few of his fwends...(apparentli were wotchn narnia-also preti gewd)
n da fs ppl

Now ain't dat a fun filld christmas

holis!!!

yay...its holis now w00t!!!!

tym for sum fun n games....followed by lotsa study *coff coff*

mondai...freee first yay...one of da last frees of da yr

den it was mafs...sum teacha let us in...hayes neva sdhowd up...me n jordon were bored shitless coz no1 had cards...moved ova to benson, khris n long area..n listenend to dem tok abt sum bball crap...sooo boring

den it was recess...forgot wot happened...cricket no doubt

den double eco....had a party for kay...got him sum whiskey bottle n a card....lawrence n wallace tagged along...i dun fink wallace brang nefing...n lawrence bought one of mi pringles tubes fings...just stuck together wif archy, ray, ryan, law n wally...played cards, etc...kept losing..coz shit hands

den went ova to sum oda card game...sumfin wif pens...n if u dun grab a pen u get a letter until u get ugly on ur arm...bill suks at it...got 5 letters....lookd fun tho...evri1 kept cheatin...esp chenny...kept pretending to cheat n den blamin it on charming...tsk tsk

den it was lunch...agen forgot...

den mafs...we got cards dis tym...n mooomoo's class merged wif ours...evri1 was just playin cards....gets kinda boring...

den eng....dis was prolli one ov da best pds of da day believce it or not....our classs is movin...rooms...to drummonds room...now we're separated from evri1...but at least it has fans...okenden sed we could orgasnise the desks neway we wanted...sum1 suggested a circle...i fink it was brigid....newaiz...i wsa lyk sayin how da fk were ppl supposed to c da board...den i fort of house's portable boards...so ye tv is gewd for u....anoda suggestion from me... if u got sumfin to say...u go to da middle....:D:D:D...fink ov da pressure (esp speeches)

den ockenden sed we could take down posters....most we're just playin cards...onli brgid took down da posters...benson was sleepin on 5 charis...den he made it 10...den me n bwong decided to play jenga...n took a chair awai one at a tym :D:D:D veri fun

den me n ben had a paper fight...lyk snowball fights...we evn used chairs as walls...lasted lyk 15 mins...o how men can be so easily entertained...den i fink brigid came up wif sum weird idea...n i chuk a paper at her face...haha take dat!!! den bell rang n we all go home

TUES
last day of skwl for me
got to redfern..met law ...go on train...law gave me his mp3 so i could listen to i just want u to kno - backstreet boys

den skwl...first was eng...went to old room...walked arnd aimlessly wif chenny...den decided to go to da new room...found ppl...dey were tokin bout ext eng.,...eventualli ockenden put on sum miyazaki film Princess MOnotoke i fink....was alrite... coiuld c sum ppl were extremeli obsessed wif it *looks at ray*

second was free yay last free eva...went lib wif ray...hu jiggd mafs (bad boy)...found cindy n sheila...was tokn bout nats prezzie...i kept sayin ds...buh dey were all lyk nah..so i was lyk woteva...den playd push up/squat poker wif jordon n long...long got a nosebleed during da middle ov it n jordon decided to cheat so he riggd da 5 cards so dat he would have lyk lotsa doubles...we both kept raisin to lyk 16 i fink...out came da last card...n it was a spade...i had a flush...n dey both had to do 16 push ups...al da while jordon was finkn i had nufin hehehe...i can b so cruel

den was recess n assembly...can u believe dat farkn assembly on da 2nd last day...not lyk ne1 was evn there...newaiz found out sum guy knocked ova sum table or sumfin at the pantry n sum1 was stealin mobile phones...me n billy both blamed long for it...just coz we can :D

den was dble phys..didnt go...coz dey were doin work...apparentli onli 5 ppl showd up...went instead to priscillas party..was realli tryn to get da bball off wally...buh stayd inside...i mean free food...newaiz it was supposed to b a surprise buh pris knew somehow...quach playd happy b'day on da keyboard n evri1 sang...den it was food tym n cake....tony, chenny n matt i fink were tryn to giv pris a faceful of cake...lets just say dey succeeded in da end...newaiz..afta party went down to cricket area..gave archy da hp book dedn he disappeared..den went inside bio where dey were cuttin up kidneys...ewww....prue encarved her name n to da fat..disgustin...buh i joined in newai n was just choppin it up..very ewww..........how can ppl do bio...so ewww

den da bio teacha sed dey could go...apparentli she didnt kno it was a dbl...so me n jordon went up to jap....dey were doin sum speakin crap....extremli boring....ray n nat was up to sumfin...buh i couldnt c wot

den bell goes..we find wally at da bball courts....got law, jksn, me n wally to play sum bball...2v2 me n wally...jordon just standin on da side...i cant shoot for crap....eventualli it ended up as 10-1...in which i scored one of da 10 points :D:D:D...i kept runnin arnd in big circles...hopefuli tryn to tire hu eva was markn me...den just pass da ball to wally n he does da rest...excellent game plan...den we meet ray n rich..n we all go bwood cept jksn n jordon hu went home...went to food court....lookd for food...shared a burito n sum asian crap wif law...den me, law n wally went window shoppin...lookin for rugby league 2 on comp..which is now out $70...den went myer..lookd at clothes...den eventualli we go bak to food court..onli to find ray n rich left..wif our bags...afta much callin...we eventualli gottold dey were at laseer..went up there..found dem...n we play pool..i fink i got ownd..buh meh...apparentli i improved....den home

WED
house gettin sprayed for sumfin dunno wot...stayd outside for long tym lyk 2 hrs...bored shitless....den went to burwood for lan wif alv, bwong, gab, kirit, jayz, hans n michael....playd enfo,quake 4 , dota n litool bit ov cs..had lotsa trouble findin comps whose lan workd tho....den afta dat we went food court to eat...was gonna wotch king kong...buh realised it would finish at lyk 7 too l8 for sum ppl so instead we went lazer

playd pool agen...me n jayz v hans n bwong (kirit n michael left)...bwoing hit da blak ball in on lyk his 3rd go..i kept misssin da damn ball hands were realli shaky...den playd anoda game...we won agen...coz ov mai pro-ness :P...den we had lyk 10 mins left...so playd anoda game...dis tym also wif alv n gab...free for all...5 secs to shoot or miss ur turn...so hactic very fun....evri1 just kept smackin da balll...very litool aimin involved...den we got kikd of da table

gab n hans den ddr-ed....hans is crap...cant evn do light...not dat i can eida...kept gettin jayz to dance for him afta lyk 10 secs...afta dat we all went home...on da train to redfern...i saw 2 ppl hu kept bloody makin out....so weird...coz it was lyk infront ov evri1 on da train..newai da guy was tryn to feel her up n crap...buh she kept movin awai...o it was onli kissin...den it was redfern...i get off...n go home...alrite day

feeling very bored now...wasted so much tym on dis post -_-'

assessment tym

ok...long tym no c...agen...

ok first...we';ll start from da sat b4 da assessments

sat
woke up...did nuthin wotched video hits...den started to study for eng n write a practice essay for tutor...didnt finish....den did mor work until lyk 6...den had to get ready for mai half-bro's wedding....dats rite i haf a hlaf bro (which i rareli see)

newaiz off i went to some posh place in circular quay...got there...had trouble finding parking, etc..i fink we actualli got lost at one stage..buh meh...newaiz...we got out..went to da place..note i neva realli tok to mai half-bro n i dun reali kno ne1 there...so it was pretty boring

got there...found da place...went inside..got inside da elevator...met some hot chik...dats rite! :D
newaiz...da place was huge, buh we eventualli found da place...we stood outside so dat sum1 would greet us...i fink mai half-bro's mum came out or maybe it was his wife's mum... hu carz...newaiz as she came out...i was standing behind da hot chik..n she 'accidentalli' backed into me...buh we were all lyk sorri, etc...

got in...found mai place den just stayd there da whole tym..bro kept comin ova etc., met sum woman called maria, sat on sum crap table, far away from da couple buh close to da stage so it was alrite...newaiz moved on...alotta crap speeches were made...i fink i saw sum gay guy coz he was wearin pink, really skinny, n coz he was lyk alwaiz touchin da guy next to him n also he sounded gay...buh i didnt kno him (thank god)...got sum salad first, which was alrite...den i could choose chicken or beef, decided on beef..which was alrite..den came da toasts, etc. BORING!!!

den evri1 kept tapping deir glasses (which meant da couples had to kiss), n dey did so continuously throughout da nite...da wife, her names Yvonne, was wearin sum traditional white dress, no train, was backless, n strapless (mayb now u can get an image), da groom, sum suit (duh!)

den came desserts which was gewd, coz there was choc..den home..n i studied for mafs b4 sleepin

SUNDAI
ok...woke up..finish essay for tutor...went to tutor...got a c+ for it, buh it was rushed so meh, den home...den lotsa study

MONDAI
english essay test fing...hope i do gewd..rkn i get 16

afta dat was nat's cake..kept sayi shit lyk 'if it goes to bottom u gotta kiss ray' to nat..den home

TUESDAi, WEDNESDAI
tests agen...home str8 awai...on tues stayed up till lyk 2am doin eco speech...n 1am for legal speech on wednesdai...pretti sure i failed 3u mafs coz i didnt study

THURSDAI
legal speech..buh afta mine..i decided to stay for billy, raymond, n archy's session, lisened to theirs..den met wallace n da jap pplz...was gonna go play bball...buh went wif ray to chek out speech day awards..all i rememba is ray got eco award...den went lib i fink...to find nat n wally's ds...den found cindy doin her music crap...which was on sum guy...which lookd like ray, coz it lookd like a girl :D:D:D..newaiz nat gave da ds to me.. iplayed for a while...den harry wanted it...so me being da slak person dat i am...ran off with it..wif him chasin me..ended bak in lib...den gav da damn fing to harry...den ray wanted to go porchos...got sum burger n chips, to share wif wally, den went bak to skwl...exam ppl went in...me n wally went to ourts..i played lyk 5 mins...den out came da ds...den we went bak to exam area afta lyk 45mins...exam ppl came out

went to courts...playd a litool..sheila is gewd.. i m not...den home...went to da pantry to get sum drinks..den home

did sum test on tickle.com..da masculine feminine test fing...got 11% feminine, ray got 68% i fink

den tried to organise a tennis fing wif wally, but it was too l8 so left it

FRIDAI
all day home relaxin

SATURDAI
woke up heaps earli to c harry potter agen..buh it was aty lyk friggin 10...newaiz i had already seen it...so sat thru it agen...was kinda boring second tym arnd..newaiz da movies alrite..very disappointing buh still gewd...i lykd emma watson's hair at da ball...n cho's accent is funni

afta movie..went to pool wiof law...wotched dong's skillfulness...den went tbak to cinemas to find da odas....den did sum crap n ended in kfc wif law n jordon...got da 2 piece feed wif law...couldnt finish...met cousins..tokd...den went to find odas...hard tym findin dem...dey kept bloody movin..at one tym. i called jksns mob..n i fink his dad answered n i was lyk wtf!!!..newaiz...went to myer...did sum crap...den met wif da rest at gloria jeans

den went to qvb wif rich as well to c some crap tree

den beth, wendi, nat n jksn went home...den me, wally, law n jordon went to play pool...got to galaxy...i cant play pool..kept missin it...or ball went off table..buh meh...also met dong n chenny n billy....den i plad wif jordon against wally n law..dey won...not urprisingly...law is gewd...his 5th game mai ass...den jordon left..den me, law n wally played togeda..evri1 for demselves..agen law won...den law n wally playd their opwn game...den me n billy played our own game where i pwnd him..buh we were both newbs...i sunk mor balls for him den he did for himself..i fink...took long tym to finish coz we were both so crap..bloody hell i couldnt sink da blak ball...sooo long it took for me to do it...o wellz. home tym

went to grandmas place..met wif cousins..found out their uai scores...lets just say arnd da 90s...newaiz..it was a long tym...den went bak to mai own place..wotchd a few movies..den sleep

SUNDAI
went tutor...boring nufin much happened

o ye on fridai...was playin hexic wif law n kirit..pwned dem both...law suks at it...biuh den kirit told me dat ray got lyk 408 thousand..n den i stopped l8r coz mai eyes were gettin tired so ye:D:D:D i fink im now addicted to hexic

ps. gotta get da nrl game on pc...da 2nd nrl game !!!